Oh - you are the best! I didn't stop laughing... not because of those "fake clappers" but just how you go about addressing it.
Did I already say pure gold?!
Thanks again and always for being you.
PS - I just have may been one of the crazy clap and goes.. I have kids who interrupt me and then... poof...my brain is bojstracted from time to time.
BUT I will come back...eventually ;)