Wowsers - what a shocking surprise to see my name in a first line... my first thought was That is not me either!
Humbled and honored by the compliment. Thank you...But you should know it is your reminder to use a template that helps me more often than you know!
As for the haiku - love it!
i BraKe For pOsSums!
Reminds me of this sign I saw ... attempting to protect the cassowaries - thought it was clever of the vandals who enhanced the road sign. The top was originally a warning of an upcoming speed hump.
Thanks as always for being you.